Alternative (or I should say, more appropriate) name titles. Here are some that I've come up with:
Lu Bu - The Cockroach Knight
Hraesvelgr - The Shota Boy
Gleb - The Bunny Slayer
Diane - BOOBIES...er-Archer. The Boobies Archer
Sogno - The BDSM Master
Perceval - The Fat Lips Magician
Thrain - El Shaggy McShagBeard
Etherled - The Strip Tease
Fawn - The Adorable Reindeer
Joachim - The Steroid Master
Antiope - Madame Buttcheeks
Fiona - The Piece of Sh*t
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