Forum Game: Wish Corrupter

Subject: Re: Forum Game: Wish Corrupter Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:58 pm

Quote :: Wish granted, but only in a black hole (where you have been sent).

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Wish granted but you're blind

I wish my mustache would tell me jokes when I'm bored.

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Quote :: Wish granted but you're blind

I wish my mustache would tell me jokes when I'm bored.

Wish granted, but it only tells a joke in certain environments. Racist jokes in the hood, womanizing jokes during the feminists rally, and yells bloody murder during funerals.

I wish they'd release a true sequel to Super Mario RPG

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FastfoodJesus wrote:

Quote :: Wish granted but you're blind

I wish my mustache would tell me jokes when I'm bored.

Wish granted, but it only tells a joke in certain environments. Racist jokes in the hood, womanizing jokes during the feminists rally, and yells bloody murder during funerals.

I wish they'd release a true sequel to Super Mario RPG

Wish granted, it turns out to be worse than Superman 64

I wish I knew an alien.

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Quote :: Wish granted, it turns out to be worse than Superman 64

I wish I knew an alien.

Wish granted, you actually know THE Alien, who is forcing himself out of your gut as you read this.

I wish there was a #1 Pencil, I'm tired of using #2 Pencils

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FastfoodJesus wrote:: I wish there was a #1 Pencil, I'm tired of using #2 Pencils

Wish Granted, but your assignment is due in pen and the pencil is the only writing instrument you have.

I wish that it was winter break already (I work in the schools not going to school)

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Br4dford wrote:

FastfoodJesus wrote:: I wish there was a #1 Pencil, I'm tired of using #2 Pencils

Wish Granted, but your assignment is due in pen and the pencil is the only writing instrument you have.

I wish that it was winter break already (I work in the schools not going to school)

wish granted but... it never leaves and we miss out on swimsuit models.

I wish for my own Cable show

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yjrigsby wrote:: wish granted but... it never leaves and we miss out on swimsuit models.

I wish for my own Cable show

Wish granted, but no one ever manages to find your cable show on the TV.

I wish for unlimited money.

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littlekarissa wrote:: Wish granted, but no one ever manages to find your cable show on the TV.

I wish for unlimited money.

Wish granted, you have so much money that it is no longer the currency and people switch to onions.

I wish my credit card wasn't maxed -.-

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FastfoodJesus wrote:

littlekarissa wrote:: Wish granted, but no one ever manages to find your cable show on the TV.

I wish for unlimited money.

Wish granted, you have so much money that it is no longer the currency and people switch to onions.

I wish my credit card wasn't maxed -.-

Wish granted, but your credit card turned into sashimi and you accidentally ate it.

I wish i could make the people around me happy.

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littlekarissa wrote:: Wish granted, but your credit card turned into sashimi and you accidentally ate it.

I wish i could make the people around me happy.

Wish granted, but you're forever alone and will never have your own happiness.

I wish cartoons aged their characters accordingly. (Only for the entertainment of seeing childrens characters grow up)

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FastfoodJesus wrote:: Wish granted, but you're forever alone and will never have your own happiness.

I wish cartoons aged their characters accordingly. (Only for the entertainment of seeing childrens characters grow up)

Wish granted, but you'll see them die in various diseases, or old age. Even before the series is 10 years old, seeing that their 1 day is normally a few minutes.

I wish i get to eat sashimi everyday. Smile

Subject: Re: Forum Game: Wish Corrupter Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:50 pm

littlekarissa wrote:

FastfoodJesus wrote:: Wish granted, but you're forever alone and will never have your own happiness.

I wish cartoons aged their characters accordingly. (Only for the entertainment of seeing childrens characters grow up)

Wish granted, but you'll see them die in various diseases, or old age. Even before the series is 10 years old, seeing that their 1 day is normally a few minutes.

I wish i get to eat sashimi everyday. Smile

Wish granted, but that is all you get to eat and you get a horrible case of constipation Laughing

I wish I could not take my finals and not fail the class.

Subject: Re: Forum Game: Wish Corrupter Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:00 pm

themadmanazn wrote:: I wish I could not take my finals and not fail the class.

Wish granted, except I took your identity away so you're now left with nothing to start your new life.

I wish I can have gold teeth to replace the missing ones pulled out...

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memphiskite wrote:: Wish granted, except I took your identity away so you're now left with nothing to start your new life.

I wish I can have gold teeth to replace the missing ones pulled out...

Wish granted, but the operation to put them in causes an infection. Degrading the value of your gold teeth to nothing, and causing the rest to fall out.

I wish ignorance was painful.

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FastfoodJesus wrote:

memphiskite wrote:: Wish granted, except I took your identity away so you're now left with nothing to start your new life.

I wish I can have gold teeth to replace the missing ones pulled out...

Wish granted, but the operation to put them in causes an infection. Degrading the value of your gold teeth to nothing, and causing the rest to fall out.

I wish ignorance was painful.

Wish granted, intelligence is the new ignorance.

I wish I had my own pizza oven ;___;

Subject: Re: Forum Game: Wish Corrupter Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:57 pm

Crowex wrote:

FastfoodJesus wrote:

memphiskite wrote:: Wish granted, except I took your identity away so you're now left with nothing to start your new life.

I wish I can have gold teeth to replace the missing ones pulled out...

Wish granted, but the operation to put them in causes an infection. Degrading the value of your gold teeth to nothing, and causing the rest to fall out.

I wish ignorance was painful.

Wish granted, intelligence is the new ignorance.

I wish I had my own pizza oven ;___;

Wish granted, but you have no access to pizza or other bread making ingredients.

I wish I had a sports car!

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themadmanazn wrote:: I wish I had a sports car!

Wish granted, you have a sports car. Maybe 10. Those that you bought for your liittle boy to play with.

I wish I could control the world's economy.

Subject: Re: Forum Game: Wish Corrupter Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:08 pm

littlekarissa wrote:: I wish I could control the world's economy.

Wish granted. Congratulations, you are now the only person who owns all of the oil in your backyard.

I wish I knew how to knit a sweater....

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memphiskite wrote:

littlekarissa wrote:: I wish I could control the world's economy.

Wish granted. Congratulations, you are now the only person who owns all of the oil in your backyard.

I wish I knew how to knit a sweater....

I dont have a backyard. Sad

Anw. Wish granted. But you can only knit sweaters for 3 headed aliens w 4 arms.

I wish i could use all of my 5c coins

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littlekarissa wrote:: I wish i could use all of my 5c coins

Wish granted. However, all products in this world now costs over one million dollars.

I wish i had bottomless money.

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TypeAlpha wrote:

littlekarissa wrote:: I wish i could use all of my 5c coins

Wish granted. However, all products in this world now costs over one million dollars.

I wish i had bottomless money.

Wish granted, but it's in vesuvian currency and not honored on Earth.

I wish for this year to be better than the last.

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I wish for a 7* card.

Subject: Re: Forum Game: Wish Corrupter Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:04 pm

What? No reply to the previous one... aww... I'll do it then Razz

Xzaral wrote:: I wish for this year to be better than the last.

Wish granted. You're now stuck in a time warp, looping the previous year over and over once it ends.

lmnseason wrote:: I wish for a 7* card.

Wish granted. Here's your new 7* with 10K total stats and a value of only... $3.29.

I wish I had a gravity gun....

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memphiskite wrote:: I wish I had a gravity gun....

Granted. However, you can only use your gravity gun when you're in space.

I wish i had powers..

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TypeAlpha wrote:

memphiskite wrote:: I wish I had a gravity gun....

Granted. However, you can only use your gravity gun when you're in space.

I wish i had powers..

You are granted the power to smell like fish. You can't turn it off so no one likes you.

I wish I could be fluent in all of the languages in the world that exist now and have ever existed.

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